艾莉·伍兹过着无忧无虑的生活,可以说她是应有尽有。她是一个来自热带夏威夷的女孩,女大学生联谊会会长,在她大学的日历上她是 “六月小姐”,但首先她是一个天生丽质的金发碧眼美女。
艾莉正在与学校中最酷的男孩华纳恋爱,并一心一意想做他的新娘——华纳·亨廷顿三世夫人。但是,有一个问题使华纳对艾莉的求婚欲说还休,那就是:艾莉除了金发碧眼的美貌外实在没有什么可吸引人的。
在洛杉矶艾伦·斯班林街对面长大对于某些人来说可能意味着什么,但对东海岸贵族出身的华纳一家人来说什么也算不上。因此,当华纳打点行装前往哈佛法学院与一个预备班的旧情人团聚时,艾莉明白了自身的不足。她也竭尽全力考进了哈佛大学,决定要赢回华纳的心。但是法学院与她以前的舒适环境——池边的草地、林荫道实在是天壤之别。艾莉有生以来第一次必须进行一场战斗——为了她心爱的人、为了她自己、也为了那些每天都无休止地承受着羞辱的金发碧眼美女。自从选择律师的职业以后,艾莉积极刻苦进取,并用正义与社会中的种种丑恶现象作斗争,最终在一次法庭上的精彩审问不仅使案件水落石出,也一举成名,华纳·亨廷顿三世再次向她说爱,但被她宛然拒绝,她要开始属于她自己的新的生活。
There, right there
看那儿,对就是那儿!
Look at that tan well-tended skin
看那晒到黄褐色恰到好处的皮肤
Look at the killer shape he's in
看那辣死人不偿命的结实线条
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
看那精心刮过胡茬的下巴
Oh please, he's gay, totally gay
哦天他是基佬,绝对是
I'm not about to celebrate
我可没准备去庆祝
Every trait could indicate
所有特征都暗示着
A totally straight expatriate
他是个标准异性恋侨民
This guy's not gay
那家伙不是基佬
That is the elephant in the room
这是个被忽视的严重事实
Well is it relevant to presume
就这么假设
That a man who wears perfume
一个喷香水的男人
Is automatically radically gay
自动地彻底地与基挂钩可以吗?
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
但你看他那梳得油光水滑一丝不苟的头发
Look at his silk translucent socks
看他那光滑的半透明丝袜
There's the eternal paradox
这可是个永恒终极悖论
Look what we're seein'
瞧,我们看到了什么
(What are we seein')
——我们在看什么?
It's hard to guarantee
这还真是难以担保……
Is he gay or European
他是基佬还是欧洲人?
(Well, hey, don't look at me)
——哎,看我干嘛啊
You see, they bring their boys up different
你知道在那迷人的异邦
In those charming foreign parts
男孩子们可是以不同的方式被抚养
They play peculiar sports
他们玩着古怪的运动
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
还穿着亮闪闪的衬衫和超级小热裤
Gay or foreign fella
基佬还是异邦人?
The answer could take weeks
答案恐怕得耗上数周揭晓
They both say things like ciao bella
他们会一边说着“再见了美人”
While they kiss you on both cheeks
一边亲吻着你的双颊
(Oh please, gay)
——哦拜托,基佬——
so many shades of gray
真是扑朔迷离
Depending on the time of day
取决于一天的时辰
the French go either way
法国人就亦弯亦直
Is he gay or European or
他是基佬还是欧洲人,或者——
There, right there
那儿!给我看好了!
Look at that condescending smirk
看他那虚情假意屈尊纡贵的笑
Seen it on every guy at work
上班族哪个不是这个样
That is a metro, hetero jerk
不过就是个异性恋都市佬
This guy's not gay
那家伙不是同性恋
That is the elephant in the room
这是个被忽视的大问题
Well, is it relevant to presume
你怎么去推证
That a hottie in that costume
那个披着完好伪装辣透了的家伙——
Is automaticaly radically
Ironically, chronically
讽刺地长期地
Certainly, flirtingly
无疑地中肯地
Genetically, medically
生理上地医学上地
Gay, officially gay
是基!佬!吗!
Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay...
So stylish and relaxed
——如此有型又闲适
Is he gay or European
他到底是基佬还是欧洲人?
I think his chest is waxed
——我觉得他用蜡去过胸毛呢
But they bring their boys up different there
——但你知道欧洲人养男孩方式和咱不一样的
It's culturally diverse
从文化上就泾渭分明
It's not a fashion curse
这应该不是一种时尚诅咒
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
——那如果他穿苏格兰小短裙或拎个小坤包还情有可原
Gay or just exotic
到底是基,还是只是异国风情?
I still can't crack the code
我还是破解不了啊!
Yeah, his accent is hypnotic
他的迷人口音也许还能瞒天过海
but his shoes art pointy-toed
但他的尖头鞋完全暴露了!
So many shades of gray
这真是模棱两可
But if he turns out straight
但若他真是直男
I'm free at eight on Saturday
老娘周六八点有空
Is he gay or European
基佬还是欧洲人
Give me a chance to crack this guy
给我个机会让我揭穿这个家伙!
I've an idea I'd like to try
我有个办法可以试试
The floor is yours
——那就看你的啦!
So Mr. Argitacos
那么 Argitacos 先生
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
您和 Windom 小姐这段所谓的婚外情
Has been going on for?
已经持续了多久?
And your first name again is?
那先生,您的大名是?
And your boyfriend's name is?
那你男朋友的名字是……?
I'm sorry, I misunderstand
等等不好意思?我听错了!
I thought you said best friend
我以为你说挚友
Carlos is my best friend
Carlos 是我的挚友
You bustard, you lying bustard
你个混蛋!你个撒谎的混蛋!
That is it, I no cover for you, no more
我再也不帮你这家话瞒着了!再也不了!
Peoples, I have a big announcement
大家!我有个大事要宣布!
This man is gay and European
这家伙既是基佬又是欧洲人!
Whoa, and neither is his place
(哇呜)而二者都不可耻
You've got to stop your being a completely closet case
我说你现在必须结束这深柜状态
It's me, not her he's seein'
根他谈恋爱的是我,不是她
No matter what he say
不管这家伙说什么
I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way
我发誓他从来没对女人感过兴趣
You are so gay, you big parfait
你就是这么基,百分百纯天然基
You flaming boy in cabaret
你个浪出或的大!咚!佬!
You were not yesterday
你昨天晚上可不是啊,先生
So if I may, I'm proud to say
所以恕我直言,我要骄傲地宣布
He's gay and European
他是基佬!(并且也是欧洲人!)
He's gay and European
他是基佬!(并且也是欧洲人!)
He's gay and European and gay
他是基佬!(并且也是欧洲人!还是个基佬!)
Fine, ok, I'm gay
好吧我承认我是基佬