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The Diagnosis

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The Diagnosis
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曲繪 by a_kaeyada
演唱 #CAST
作詞 Kim Jinhyoung,Marcus Perkins Bejarano
作曲 Kim Jinhyoung,Marcus Perkins Bejarano
編曲 Kim Jinhyoung
後期 LinkingHearts,Kim Jinhyoung

The Diagnosis》是a_kaeyada製作的原神主題動畫音樂短劇,由Marcus Perkins Bejarano、Daniel J. Edwards、Zachary Noah Piser等演唱,於2023年4月16日發布。截至目前已有 -- 次觀看, -- 人收藏。

本片為HoYoFair 2023春季 原神同人特別節目「春日驚奇樂園」的單品之一。

概括

音樂劇講述了卡維與賽諾、提納里小聚時,向他們吐槽室友艾爾海森,卻被蘭巴德酒館裡的眾人勸告要直面自己真實想法,最後承認自己嫉妒艾爾海森又被本人撞見的故事。

標題「The Diagnosis」意為「診斷、結論」。

STAFF

  • 作詞、作曲:Kim Jinhyoung & Marcus Perkins Bejarano
  • 編曲:Kim Jinhyoung
  • 吉他:Hui Juhn Kim
  • 後期音頻: LinkingHearts, Kim Jinhyoung
  • 動畫:えんぴつ(a_kaeyada)

CAST

  • 賽諾:Daniel J. Edwards
  • 提納里:Zachary Noah Piser
  • 艾爾海森:Kim Jinhyoung
  • 卡維:Marcus Perkins Bejarano
  • 蘭巴德:Gavin Knittle
  • 其他路人:Q Lim

歌曲

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歌詞

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  • 翻譯:Crepus[1]
合唱
賽諾&提納里合唱
賽諾 提納里 艾爾海森 卡維 蘭巴德
That's why rooming with Alhaitham is the worst.
這就是為什麼和艾爾海森做室友最糟糕了。
Oh,and another thing.He's been wearing my limited edition weasel house slippers!
哦還有,他穿了我的限量款黃鼬拖鞋!
Kaveh,stop complaining about Alhaitham.
卡維,別再抱怨艾爾海森了。
Besides,why would he wear you slippers?
而且他幹嘛非得穿你的拖鞋?
He's so much richer than you.
他比你有錢那麼多,
If he wanted,he could buy thousands of them.
如果他想的話,給自己買上百千雙都行。
Ehh!On top of everything else,I think I'm getting sick…
呃呃,最重要的是,我覺得我難受……
At the mention of Alhaitham maybe.
可能一提到艾爾海森就這樣吧。(笑)
Kaveh,as a Forest Watcher,I've seen my share of ailments.
卡維,作為巡林官,我給人看過的小毛病還挺多的。
If you'd like with Cyno's help I can diagnose you.
如果你樂意的話,我和賽諾可以一塊幫你做個檢查噢。
Do you think this is serious?!Tell me what you see.
我的情況嚴重嗎?你看着怎麼樣?
Cheeks are sunken Like an old man's as he dies
雙頰凹陷 像老人臨終模樣
(What?)
(啥?)
And from the bulging of your eyes
雙目鼓脹也預兆
You've got the most severe of cases
你大概已經病入膏肓
(Dianosis
(診斷書:
At this point,
綜合症狀來看,
you look like
你的狀態像
a withered fungus…)
一隻枯焦的蕈獸……)
(That's just how my face is!)
(我臉本來就這樣啊!)
Posture's shrunken Nausea is your new routine
枯癟憔悴 之後伴隨着反胃
It's up to us to intervene
就讓我們來揭曉
And shed a light on what your symptoms mean
你的病因再對症下藥
All the indicators Tell us You're jealous(Huh?)
種種跡象不難回答 你嫉妒他(哈?)
It's safe to say Alhaitham's great renown
艾爾海森事業飛黃騰達
In Teyvat brings you down
有你難及的榮華
They tell us You're jealous
承認吧 你嫉妒他
You're diagnosed Let's toast to nature's laws
診斷完成 是自然天性萌發
You're symptoms have a cause
症與因多自洽
This is crazy!
你們瘋了!
Who makes you think I'm jealous of Alhaitham?
是什麼讓你們覺得我在嫉妒艾爾海森啊?
It's his look It's his vibe
是他氣場、他外貌
It's his status as a Scribe
他大書記官的名號
Bet you nag him like a spouse
猜你總抱怨又吐槽
Because you can't afford his house(Hey!)
正是因為沒法把房租交(喂!)
It's the"clap,clap,claps"
是人們啪啪啪鼓掌
He gots as Acting Grand Sage
稱頌他年輕的榮耀
Do you snap,snap,snap
而你唰啦啦
Because his youth reminds you of your age?
相形失色 學長面子要難保
Turn the page!
再者說
It could be the fact that you want his wage
你難道不想和他工資一般高
Since you're always short of Mora
畢竟你熟悉囊中羞澀
You know debt like I know flora
堪比我熟悉花和草
For a second just reflect
你大可好好思考
And respect our intellect
稱讚我們智慧的高妙
Our theory isn't off-the-cuff It's obvious
這結論不言而喻 經得起推敲
I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!
我受夠了!!!
Fellas,he's jealous
夥計們 他嫉妒啦
(Oh,come on)
(天,拜託……)
No wonder why!
不必見怪
If I was broke as you
誰手頭沒錢花
I'd feel pathetic too
都難免低氣壓
As clues accrue
將線索歸納
They tell us You're jealous
不難回答 你嫉妒他
You're diagnosed!Let's toast to nature's laws
診斷完成 是自然天性萌發
You're symptoms have a cause
症與因多自洽
You've been in Denial A while
你總是 在否認 在掙扎
But it'd be best
但可曾嘗試
If you confessed the way you really feel
一吐為快去傾訴真實想法
You'd share it We'd hear it
你坦言 我接納
Your spirit Would soar
讓靈魂升華——
There's no need to conceal
不再遮掩懼怕
What could help you to heal
從此徹底放下
So tell us You're jealous We're zealous
承認吧 你嫉妒他
Cause we've been there before
熱心大夥 都是過來人啦!
You'd share it We'd hear it
你坦言 我接納
Your spirit Would soar
讓靈魂升華
Tell us you're jealous
承認吧 你嫉妒他
The truth is a useful tool
誠實是最優解法
Tell us you're jealous
承認吧 你嫉妒他
Let's move on,so we can duel
告別過往 再戰一把
Tell us you're jealous
承認吧 你嫉妒他
You don't have to play pretend
不要假裝無牽無掛
Tell us you're jealous
承認吧 你嫉妒他
Or this song will never end——!
否則這歌不會停下——
I'm jealous!
我嫉妒了!
I knew it.
我知道。
Alhaitham?!
艾爾海森?!
Yay!
耶!


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